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feliciamercury:

Looks like “I bitchslapped Mark Zuckerberg in a Mcdonald’s Bathroom”.

How about you?

I had sex with Tom Felton for no reason…umm…..I think he is bomb and all but….NO SECKS BEFORE MARRIAGE! :D

I had buttsex and partied hard with Justin bieber on my birthday. LOL

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   I do-si-do’d with Squidward Tenticles after I got high.

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    I raped Rupert Grint wich led to having a baby. Heavy.. O.o hahahahaha

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    the situation after i got drunk. xD

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    I PARTIED HARD WITH TOM FELTON ON MY BIRTHDAY. best fucking thing ever.

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17. gonefashion reblogged this from where-icarus-fell-i-wander and added:

    hugged Tom Felton...no reason. I really like this one.

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    couch from buzz lightyear for shits and giggles

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    I partied hard with Chuck Norris for shits and giggles.

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    -I stole a couch from Andy Samberg after we watched Inception together.

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    mine was I had sex with Mark Zuckerberg in my parents bedroom. (; -Jordan.

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    I raped Nick Jonas after I got high..(:

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    “I had unprotected sex with Antoine Dodson in a walmart parking lot.” ……..the epitome of ‘ghetto’.

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    I had buttsex and partied hard with Justin bieber on my birthday. LOL

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29. nkeo1203 reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:

    I had sex with Tom Felton for no reason…umm…..I think he is bomb and all but….NO SECKS BEFORE MARRIAGE! :D

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    I had unprotected sex with buzz lightyear for shits and giggles.

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    I partied hard with Chuck Norris because he made me mad.. ?

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    I made out with Antoine Datson for shits & giggles XD

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    I raped Chuck Norris on the bathroom floor. Holy fuck.

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    I had sex with Chuck Norris after I got high!

41. thetruthbehindyourlie reblogged this from artemispotter and added:

    I Tango’d with Buzz Lightyear after we watched Inception together. Sounds wierd xD

42. guidingcloud reblogged this from perfectday97 and added:

    I had sex with Chuck Norris in a Mcdonald’s bathroom

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    i had buttsex with christian bale for shits and giggles

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    after we watched inception together

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    Andy Samberg after we watched Inception together.

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    I partied hard with Christian Bale in a hotel. (;

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    HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH CHRISTIAN BALE...SHITS AND GIGGLES. :D

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